Slaves of the Switchboard of Doom: something’s up 
Yes! has just told me that will , and – as you know – that means ! I couldn’t be more excited. I mean, .
PS: Those censors at are far more powerful than I realized.
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Wow! That’s ! I couldn’t be more [signal lost]
Yeah, the part where came as a complete surprise, especially with the and all!
I have just come from 50 years in the future. MY GOD MAN! The book has caused unfathomable damage to society! Do not allow this publication to be published. I lost my family, my city, and most of my cell phone service due to the information revealed in this tome of impending cataclysmic improbabilities. I implore all who hold this book in their hands to recite the mantra “I will not read this publication”, “I will not read this publication”.
I must return now to the future as you have been properly warned and i only have seconds left……OH WAIT! I must also warn you about ……………(transmission lost)
I’m pretty sure the rest of that transmission would have instructed the reader to buy all copies of the book – and as soon as possible! – in order to save the future.