One Day T-Shirt Sale at Retropolis Transit, Saga Shirts, & Hot Wax Tees

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It’s time for another mathematically perplexing T-Shirt sale at the Retropolis Transit Authority, Saga Shirts, and Hot Wax Tees. (This includes the brand new and remarkable Clockwork Book T-shirts).

Here’s how it works: when you place any order – that’s right, no minimums – the web site does a complex and bizarre computation based on the item you’re ordering and some stuff that’s way too confusing to try to explain. Then it takes a percentage off your order.

For dark colored T-shirts, it works out to 36%. For light colored T-shirts, it works out to about 29.4%. Or so my experiments told me… when they were still able to speak.

All you need to do to get that discount is to enter the coupon code FEBLUV11 in the shopping cart.

It’s all over at midnight (Mountain Time) today, February 5th. Not to pressure you or anything. But, you know, get clicking, would you?

Counting down till Monday – The Lair of the Clockwork Book

Filed under Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual, Works in Progress

I’m still counting down to Clockwork Book Day (Monday!), but "counting down", in this case, doesn’t mean that I’m sitting around and, you know, counting. Which makes me wonder why I’m calling it "counting down". But I choose to ignore that, and just press on*.

I’ve kept tinkering with the revisions to the Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual web site – from content-sensitive banners to new site banners to a new home page that I almost, but not quite, like a lot; but the rest of my time’s been spent on redoing four of the Clockwork Book illustrations at a much higher resolution for use as posters and archival prints; that’s led, along the way, to new T-Shirts, coffee mugs, and iPad cases because once I get rolling it’s pretty hard for me to stop. Even though I see that I’m doing merchandising for something that won’t be published till next week. Hey, whatever. Timey-wimey.

I’m really happy with the way the poster designs have shaped up. And as for the story itself, well, Monday’s coming. It’s nearly here.

* As the years go by, I find myself doing that more and more.

[tags]thrilling tales of the downright unusual, the lair of the clockwork book, retro future, illustration, illustrated, stories, fiction[/tags]

Thrilling Tales: now spiffier under the hood, and nearly ready

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So about a week ago I started in on the site revisions at Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual. I had a list of tasks in my hand and a smile on my face, and I said to myself:

"Well, self! This won’t be so bad!"

…without realizing that these were the exact words spoken by Xerxes when he led his army up the Pass of Thermopylae.

Like Xerxes, I now know that a few days of hard work, relentless cursing, and some treachery can take you a long way.

Whenever it was possible I isolated my little explosions from the public areas of the site… but despite that, there were plenty of momentary glitches (sorry!) . I had to keep the site’s cache turned off for most of the week, too, and that slowed things down a bit.

But now…. now…. I stand atop a heap of dismembered bugs, glitches, misunderstood syntax, and incomprehensible documentation as though they were so many fallen Spartans. The dripping blade of my text editor is raised in triumph. A harsh, humorless smile creases my face. Now, is that Thebes over there?

Before I do the final two housekeeping tasks, there’s just one thing that I think could be better optimized… and since it’s the page that’ll display the most recent entry in a (linear) story, I think it’s an important one. It’s that page you’d want to bookmark to see the latest updates immediately. So, like I said, important. I’m pretty sure that if I can be just slightly smarter I can make it load faster.

But there’s some neat stuff that finally works. The linear stories have an additional set of navigation links that make it easy to go forward and backwards through the story, or to go straight to the first or latest page. (The normal Save/Restore system works, too, just like in the interactive tales.) I’ve also added a comments panel to the linear story pages, which is neat and pretty well secured against spam. The comments panel is hidden by default, but with a click you can unfold it to read or add comments. And though I know you don’t care about this one much, I can now define custom rotating ads to appear on individual static pages, or have unique ads for each story.

The other major revision was a big change to the way the pages are built, so that they’ll be better indexed by the search engines. That was the first thing I did and it went live early in the week, so that as the search engine bots come through they’ll be finding what they think is new and better content on all the existing pages. It’s the same content we’ve been looking at all along, of course: those poor bots just didn’t understand that it was there.

So I’ve got just a few more days to go before it’s all done and (even more) tested, and then I can begin to add the actual content for the first thirty-three pages of The Lair of the Clockwork Book. They’ll be time-released to post on Mondays and Thursdays, starting sometime in the first half of February. Honest!

Thrilling Tales: the Clockwork Book art’s ready… now on to the site revisions!

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If that’s me, with my faced scrunched up against the window of the airship’s gondola, it only means that I’ve just finished the first illustration for The Lair of the Clockwork Book… which in a remarkable inversion is also the last one I needed to do before I had enough illustrations to start posting the pages at Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual. That’s thirty-three, so far, for anyone who’s counting. Well. I guess that’s just me.

Click on it to see it bigger, unless you’re reading through RSS or syndication: the popups, alas, work only at my blog.

So my next step is to work through my task list, making a bunch of changes to the Thrilling Tales site so that it can support this new non-branching story and while I’m at it I’ll also make a number of other enhancements to the way the whole unlikely thing works.

Still on track for the launch of the Clockwork Book story in early February!

How pulp sci fi magazine covers can tell you what day it is for an entire year

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Now your first choice, the way I see it, would be to buy my own retro future art calendars; but if you’re looking for something else (and for free!) you should fire up your PDF reading rocket pack and jet on over to The Website at the End of the Universe, where you’ll find a downloadable, printable calendar for 2011 whose theme is "sexy women and the mad scientists that love them" or, possibly, "sexy women and the mad scientists that love to keep them in tubes".

It’s sort of low fi, which is my way of saying "low res", but it’s still a full twelve months of demented research and scantily clad dames. Which is all you can ask for, really, isn’t it?

Coming in February: The Lair of the Clockwork Book

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It’s as official as I can make it… without popping ahead to February to check, anyway. But since I’m down to the last six and a half of its first set of illustrations I’m confident that if you check back in early February you’ll find the first of the semi-weekly updates for The Lair of the Clockwork Book at the Thrilling Tales web site. It even says so on the site’s front page, so it must be true.

I should have all 32 of those first illustrations done quite soon. Then I’ll need to put on my web development hat so that I can work through my list of web site changes to support the new linear stories, streamline some story-specific features, and make the site easier to index. That’s a long and complicated story in itself; but I decided to gamble a bit on exactly how smart Googlebot is, and, well, it turned out to be more of a chimp than a mad scientist. Poor old bot.

So ’round about the beginning of February, look for new Clockwork Book pages on Mondays and Thursdays. I’ll have swiveled in my seat at the same time, spending eight weeks on Part Two of The Toaster With Two Brains, after which it’s back to the Clockwork Book for me.

Scott Bieser’s ‘Quantum Vibe’, a new Sci Fi Web Comic, at Big Head Press

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I worked with Scott Bieser during my very brief stay at Interplay, back when Interplay was still a place where people worked. Scott has since then been moving and shaking over at Big Head Press, a webcomic site, and he’s just let me know that he’s got a new comic going over there called Quantum Vibe. This is something new for Scott because it isn’t a collaboration (there is a "me" in team!).

The comic is updating on five weekdays each week, which when you think about it is all the weekdays we’ve got. So, you know, frequently*.

What I want to know is this: when they get into the bar, who gets told "We don’t serve your kind in here"? And what hijinx ensue?

*Unlike me. But that will change soon, I promise.

[tags]quantum vibe, big head press, webcomic, web comic, comic strip, science fiction, oh go on and click the link already you know you want to[/tags]

Lair of the Clockwork Book Update, other thrilling news, and Adventures in Plumbing

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Here’s the final illustration for Osgood Finnegan’s (first) tale in The Lair of the Clockwork Book. It’s yet another laboratory, or a workshop, anyway, in a steampunk setting that predates my Future That Never Was by about two hundred years.

Click on the picture, and behold its relentless embiggification.

I’ll have to leave Osgood to his work in there. I’ve got about ten more illustrations to go before this Thrilling Tale can go live at the web site… then I’ve got perhaps a week of web site updates to do so that the site can support this non-interactive story, and at that same time I’ll make some other housekeeping changes that will make all the stories taste better to Google’s finicky palate, while also enhancing a couple of other things under the hood.

But all that’s grinding to a halt for a day or two. It looks like I have a Plumbing Adventure to take care of first. I’d call it an Emergency Plumbing Adventure, except that I can’t think of too many plumbing adventures that aren’t emergencies. That would be the kind I’d rather have, I think.

It’s All About You: T-Shirt Sale at Retropolis Transit, Saga Shirts, and Hot Wax Tees

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No one knows self interest like the Big Brain. Once you have that much self inside your massively enhanced cranium, well, there’s not always room for anything else.

So the Big Brain watches the calendar with great interest at this time of year: because when the days have ticked over… wait for it… to now, he knows that any perfect present he can conceive of would be doomed to spend the holidays in the Post Office.

Now, you see… the Big Brain’s time has come.

Now the Big Brain can buy a present for himself.

And I, being fully in support of that plan, am pleased to announce that from now through December 27 the Big Brain, by which I mean you, can save up to 20% on a T-shirt order of $25 or more from my Retropolis Transit Authority, Saga Shirts, and Hot Wax Tees sites.

There’s this complicated mathematical thing that happens when you use the coupon code 2010LOVE during checkout. Technically I think the discount could go as high as 25%, but that would only happen on a very large order, as far as I can tell. In the real world you can expect a discount of up to a fraction more than 20%. So that’s what I’m calling it: up to 20% off. You just have to enter the coupon code 2010LOVE when you’re checking out with an order of $25 or more.

Then… while you pack your minions’ stockings with tiny gifts of total destruction, you can smile quietly to yourself in the certain knowledge that it’s not just cookies and milk for you, Big Brain. Oh no. Muahahahaha, and so on.